Squash is my way of life
kindly don't take that as a joke
cuz when someone asks for a let
I humbly offer a stroke...
I never play a carried ball,
always call the double bounce,
the questioning of referees' calls,
such practices I strongly denounce...
When I am ready to serve,
I audibly announce the score,
If there's a dispute in numbers,
in their favor, I opt for more...
No point in throwing ur racquet,
think of it as a part of ur arm,
now imagine if u will in anyway,
ever deliberately bring it any harm?
No gain being abusive verbally,
try & respect your own name,
u will win some & will lose some,
in the end, it's all part of the game...
I try to always get out of the way,
to allow them a direct path,
never happy getting bumped,
hence suffering someone's wrath...
No matter if they're better or worse,
I always enjoy hitting with them all,
because I know I can always outdo myself,
as long as I keep my eyes on the ball...
I can tell u loads about the game,
but I'll leave u with this advice,
always respect ur opponent & the game,
to sum it up: "just try & be nice..."
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Jansher "the
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Nicol
Squash is War
Guide to Playing Squash
Always step on the court with ur A game,
enjoy the sport with the right mind frame,
strive to be much better than your last time,
'cuz a win ain't a must & a loss ain't a crime...
Hold ur racquet up high to help u disguise,
but never overinduldge in your own surprise,
'cuz not every flick u play will end up being a winner,
so keep the margin of error from becoming thinner...
Defend each shot like u defend ur pride,
and soon ur opponent will break his stride,
relish the feeling of being under pressure,
& u will end up emerging so much fresher...
When playing with someone much better,
don't try & become a new trend-setter,
by 'tin'ning every ball u wanted to kill,
try to play steady & respect their skill...
While playing with someone of equal skill,
it's time to put to use, each & every drill,
to yourself u have to always demonstrate,
that u can win this if u really concentrate...
Playing someone lower, keep this in mind,
help them enjoy the game & try to be kind,
this is a chance to polish ur own technique,
& also better urself with some healthy critique...
Practice persistently to better each & every shot,
so u can successfully devise ur next battle's plot,
notice how far ur shots stay up, how deep they land,
& then unveil the strategy with the weapon in ur hand...
Train your body to endure brutally hard matches,
so u will be consistent, not just strong in patches,
thus u can always avoid a complete white wash,
don't play squash to get fit, get fit to play squash...